Saw this when I went to open a new tab in Chrome. Haven’t been on Tumblr for the past week so I’m not sure how long this’s been up, but this is fucking awesome.
So my parents don’t know that I bought a pop with their card yesterday because I hid it in my car
Only it got way below freezing in the night
And now I have a coke slushy.
its amazing how fast weather changes in kansas. two days ago, i had my windows open on the drive home from school. today, there was a dusting of snow on the ground.
welcome to kansas. don’t like the weather? stay here a day and it’ll change.
november, i was scraping five tons of ice off my car.
december comes around and i’m opening my windows.
what the hell, kansas?
no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE
I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.
no her name means never give up
NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!
IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.
Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she
"Write hard and clear about what hurts," Ernest Hemingway said.
He never told me that the hurt would stay around.
today’s word of the day: fucker
….well. My goodness.
SWEET FUCKKING JESUSS WHAT EVEN JOSEPH UGH FUCK YOUUUUU
HOW CAN PEOPLE THINK HISTORY IS BORING WHEN AARON BURR EXISTED.
LIKE THIS WAS A REAL MAN. HE DID REAL THINGS.
HIS LIFE IS LIKE A LIFETIME MOVIE BUT IT REALLY HAPPENED.
TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails
1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.
2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.
3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.
4. Topcoat it with clear polish.
5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.
6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.
8. Clean up the edges with acetone.
9. Use a matte topcoat.